Spambots are Funny

Spam is Flooding Square Pennies!

Somehow Square Pennies seems to be on the spambots' radar more than it used to be. I have to share some of the recent spam I've been getting. They are pretty hilarious.

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I'm sorry the commenter is being haunted by Barbie on a toilet paper roll, but I really can't help with that. Somehow it doesn't seem related to "10 Jobs with a Bright Future" either. Perhaps he could stop drinking oranges if he really wants a good job. And I'm not familiar with the outdoor Christmas decorations that include Barbie in toilet paper rolls.

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Interesting that this "gaggle of volunteers" has a blackjack site which is a "brand new scheme in our community." Their community must be so grateful. Are they also serving cook-out recipes to those playing blackjack at the local community center? I guess some communities would like that. 

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I'm wondering if the Master's Degree in Event Management includes how to perform "comedy hypnosis." Master's degree programs certainly have changed. Not sure what the candle has to do with any of this or what any of this has to do with necklaces you can make with ribbon.

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What?  I suppose calling plastic surgeons "craniofacial plastic sawbones" is a kind of truth in advertising. The rest of the comment I won't touch!

6.  Unfortunately, I can't access my favorite spam comment anymore. It included a detailed description of all sorts of bugs and vermin that the commenter was willing to exterminate from your home. It was quite appetizing. And it was a comment on upcycling denim. Hmmm. . .  .

I'll keep you posted on any further hilarities.